Description

The Liquid ASS misting tip bottle mists out silently in a nearly clear liquid resulting in a powerful stinky butt smell that can last hours. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle. The Liquid ASS mister bottle provides a punch of instant ASS smell. We recommend the mister bottle if you are not concerned about being discreet or if you are at a friend's house.

Customer Reviews

 WILL CLEAR A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE WITHIN MINUTES! - Aug 02, 2010

I purchased liquid ass for the first time 4 months ago. It does not matter how old you are, this item is definitely the best prank ever invented!.

I decided to give it a try when I took my kids to a Dentist appointment. The Medical bulding is immaculate and the floors are so clean and shiny that you can see your own reflection. Well, that was about to change. I was spraying liquid ass ALL OVER the lobby and in front of the Dentist Door, within seconds the foul horrible smell filled the entire lobby and everybody coming inside was complaining about the horrible odor.

The odor was so strong that they called a cleaning service immediately to get rid of the invisible mountain of manure. The receptionist went to get a soda and when she came back she was gagging.I couldn't even breathe of laughter! I could not believe how funny that moment was! It was priceless!

This little gadget will sure get the attention of everyone around you. It is the best revenge tool ever. The best part is, it's invisible! people will look and look trying to find the source of the putrid odor but they will NEVER find it.

Buy it, you won't be dissapointed. It is guaranteed to make you laugh.

 Good times. - Jul 28, 2010

This is a great gag. The smell is well liquid A**. Great fun for any age.

 man this stuff stinks!! (in a good way):) - Jul 20, 2010

I use this product to prank my friends and co-workers. One guy gagged! I enjoy using this product and highly recommend it for practical jokes.

 I hate it so much that I LOVE it. - May 16, 2010

Hmmmmm how do I describe this stuff??...Picture yourself breaking through the tree line after an hour hike. You find yourself standing on a grassy knoll in a field, overlooking a beautiful valley. There's a gentle wind blowing the wild flowers back in forth, and there's a hint of honeysuckle in the air. The sky is blue and dotted with fair-weather cumulus clouds and everything in life is perfect. You think of how this looks like a wonderful place to take a break because the lush, green grass appears so inviting.

As you sink down into the tall grass, a crunching sound is made as you make contact with the ground. You look down between your legs to find that you have sat down in a day old cow patty that was left in the carcass of a dead buzzard. ---yeah, like that.

Yeah it stinks bad! I hate the smell and therefore I love this stuff. Man, I just hope I don't get into trouble. Anyway, the Liquid Ass is great. I ordered the mister but I think the stream tipped bottle would be better. I'm thinking of transferring it into an old eye dropper bottle so it's not a real big deal.

Order wise, it did take a long time for the product to arrive. And, like I've seen in another review, the packers did a little liquid assing of their own in the packaging. Sure, it's cute BUT, this is meant to be a gag so I wanted to forewarn anyone that if you order from these guys and they do that to your package, it is very possible that your joke could be blown early. Everyone knows that timing is everything, except for the seller. A second order was placed for this as well and I didn't know it at the time but it was from a different seller. As a comparison, that package arrived earlier and did not "leak".

The product however is definitely 5 stars!

--@@ UPDATE @@--18 MAY 10--

Although I gave the product 5 stars, I left seller feedback concerning the slow shipping and condition of product. I quickly received an email response from vendor concerning my negative comments. Through email communications, vendor was able to then provide the tracking information that showed any delay would have been out of their hands. Furthermore, it's also possible that the condition of the product could have been due to circumstances not under their control. I am happy to say that I was able to remove any negative feedback and based on the company's quick response to complaints, I will certainly consider them again in the future. I thought this would be important to let potential customers know and am please to say that they are 5 stars as well.

 $h!t STINKS! - May 10, 2010

Holy cow. This stuff is POTENT. I have had it for over a month and I avoid going near it because it literally makes me want to vomit everytime I get the slightest wiff of it. Definitely works. Bought it for a practical joke at the office, but I'm afraid to use it and stain my office with that stench. Hah!

 smells awful! - Apr 02, 2010

This stuff really stinks and last longer than any stink bomb. Smells like you have some dodo stuck to the botom of your shoe. i got some great laughs by spraying some of my unsuspecting freinds without their knowledge. I couldnt stop laughing when that smell followed them around all day!! Love it!!!! This along with the fart machine have really given me lots of laughs. It never gets old.

 OH MY GOD - Feb 27, 2010

HOLY CRAP...LITERALLY
I watched videos of people smelling this stuff and thought they were just being over dramatic or the company was just using actors to try and sell the product....NEWSFLASH...its legit. I opened the package and sprayed one small squirt on a paper towel, held it up to my nose and took a small sniff...at first it wasn't that bad...so i stupidly did the mistake of sniffing yet another time....I gagged soooo bad and my eyes teared up. Of course the reason I got this stuff was to play a joke, so I sprayed some more on a paper towel and put the paper towel in a ziplock bag. I went and picked my sister up with a friend and was going to the store (I was in the front seat, she was in the back) I opened the ziplock to get some air in, then had it almost shut but had a small hole left, and squeezed to rush air out of the bag. Not five seconds later she yelled, "OH MY GOD, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE SH**!" It was the funniest thing ever. Of course I didn't let her know about it so we got about half a mile down the road and I did it again. She yelled, "Seriously?! I thought the smell was something we passed by, but that was four blocks ago! Did one of yall sh** yalls pants?!" At that point I couldn't hold it together anymore and had to confess. This stuff is definitely worth it!

 The quintessential fart prank! - Jan 30, 2010

My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.

It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.

One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.

Have fun!

 Atrocious - Jan 26, 2010

Liquid Ass is a great name for this product. It is absolutely atrocious. Be prepared to vomit if you get too big a bite of this clear, vile fluid. Sprayed some(6-7 sprays) in an elevator as I got off, and it still smelled when I rode it back down 5 hours later. By that time it had weakened and simply gave me the impression that someone with a fair amount of dog crap on their shoes had just exited.

Recommend for screwing with friends and enemies alike. Spraying door handles is a cruel way to go. Disgusting.

If you are sent to hell, surely this is the smell you will suffer for all of eternity.

 Worked great in a BAR!!! - Dec 11, 2009

We used it on this dude Warren who has this bar in St. Francis, WI. He did threaten a lawsuit but we plea bargained and got off with nothing. It was AWESOME WE PRACTICALLY STARTED A RIOT!!!!

 Smelly stuff - Oct 21, 2009

As advertised this stuff smells bad. After receiving my order I sprayed it a couple of times in the bathroom sink and it reeks. Just waiting for the right opportunity now... I feel bad for anyone who gets the bad end of this stuff.

 Truly lives up to the hype - Oct 14, 2009

I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.

The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.

If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol

 the greatest thing i ever spent money on!!!! - Sep 27, 2009

Okay, first of all, i'm one of the biggest fart and poop jokesters there is. not only do i love to actually fart and poop but i love joking about it and making other people believe that i really did it. another thing is, this stuff brings out the real look and feel of it, and i'm talkin about color, texture, shape, and euphemism. imagine eating beans, corned beef, buffalo wings, corn, pork, spinach, tacos, and melted cheddar jack cheese all in one dish and then think about what you're stomach is going through the next day....thats what this stuff is....exactly what its called: LIQUID ASS, ladies and gentlemen, i'm talking about some serious mud-butt, i mean bring an extra pair of pants. this stuff also has the same effect as mace does, and i mean it burns your eyes, as well as open wounds on unprotected skin.

 Believe the reviews - Sep 12, 2009

I've finally figured out what this stuff smells like - Warm elephant ass. It's as if you just put your face right up there while an elephant was doing its business. I've been to the zoo, and this is what their cages smell like. Somehow, Liquid Ass actually conjures the heat of a turd in their spray. You feel like you need a shower after smelling it.

I bought a bottle of this stuff and used it and I'll simply say that it is incredibly effective no matter what your intended use is.

 Reeks like you woulnd't believe - Aug 29, 2009

I used the standard bag bombs(crush them and they make a pop) that stink like rotten eggs,
great if you put them under somebodies insole in their shoes.(worked very well, went off right in a restaurant!)
But this stuff is much more realistic, seems awful like a septic tank and if you sniff the unopened bottle or it's packaging it reeks.
I unscrewed the lid and smelled it,
big enough whiff will make you throw up.
Haven't used it yet,
but it's really fowl and I suggest being careful or you could get into serious trouble with this stuff.

 Worth the money! - Aug 28, 2009

This stuff made for a pretty fun day at the office.. smells like if you bury your face in dog poop. The downside was it stuck in my nose and i kept smelling it for the next day. Definitely a great prank. Doesn't smell like farts, but more like dog poop or something dead.

 DEVASTATING!!! - Aug 23, 2009

Imagine being able to take a dump on anything you wanted. LIQUID ASS is the ultimate revenge tool. I used to unload a can of pepper spray in someones air conditioner for revenge, now I use LIQUID ASS. Nasty bus driver; spray the back of his coat or pants. He smells like he crapped his pants all day. Same with a cab driver-- it will take his cab out of service. Imagine putting a few drops of this in a perfume tester. Or spraying a bit of this in a restaurant or other high end business. It could cost them huge $$$$ as this stuff lasts for hours. LIQUID ASS is most effective AFTER it dries. I read the CIA has a whole line of stenches and irritants for various uses. This surely has to be one of them. LIQUID ASS is more than a practical joke, it's pure evil.

 Woah! - Jul 25, 2009

This spray i could smell as soon as i opened the package.
The smell last and doesn't go away like other sprays.
Its fun to use and i can take almost anywhere

 Really good stuff here! - May 02, 2009

Well, i just found out 2 days ago my job was being outsourced. I bought 3 of these bottles and have been making mischief ever since. The best stunt to date was going to the executive area elevator and spraying half the bottle on board, so some new clientel coming in could get some great first impressions of the place. They called two members of the cleaning staff to take out the carpet and wipe the elevator down. So i just made a second trip in the elevator and applied some more. This stuff really smells bad! My next trip will be to discreetly sit in the executive lobby and spray down those oh so fancy leather chairs that the VP's and higher ups like to use. Perhaps next a trip to the executive board room right before that important teleconference. The possibilities are endless i tell ya. Your guaranteed to get a good laugh out of this stuff.

 It is what they claim, but I'd go with another company than Game Treasury - Jan 25, 2009

I received my product from Game Treasury. Apparently, jokes on me buying from them. It seems that they sprayed the product on my receipt.

The envelope's been sealed for a week because I don't want to deal with cleaning up the mess. The real kicker is they probably used the product I paid for to do it.

The product itself, apparently sprayed in my packaging, seems potent enough. However, I have no clue how strong or how long it lasts in open air.

 Do not use in a place of business. - Nov 29, 2008

We had a problem with one of our less mature customers using this type of thing in a Bar. Direct results were felt in the Cash Register.

Contacting our Lawyer, this is a "call the Police Offense" should it be done in the bar again. The charges will be Vandalism, and Inciting a Riot (think crying Fire in a crowded building). Only the first will stick in court - that's why they charge with both crimes for a plea bargain.

Use with care - you will be the only one laughing, it's pretty easy to guess where it came from...

 Great Stuff!!! - Nov 08, 2008

This stuff is Awesome...buy it and you will see how much fun it is...I love taking this stuff to the mall or a store like walmart. Its great to use on rude people in stores...Are there alot of people in the isle you want to go down??? One spay of this will open up a path for you! Someone cut in front of you to get a can of green beans?? ehehe spray away!! good stuff to use at work also...

 WORST SMELL EVER! - Nov 02, 2008

THIS IS THE WORST SMELL IN MY OPINION,IF YOU TEND TO VOMIT EASILY DONT OPEN THE BOTTLE WITHOUT A MASK ON.

 Yep, it stinks! - Jul 10, 2008

Haven't tried it yet but you can smell it through the plastic. Yep, it stinks!